Flesh Flicks: Heavy Metal Fucking

We're going to let you in on a little secret that we learned all the way back in junior high school--metal shop is fucking hot! Seriously, nothing gets a lady wetter than bending her over a power flanger before firing up the ol' pneumatic drill press, if you catch our drift. Why do you think all the cool kids passed up lame-o classes like "gym" and "math" to pound out some sheet metal down in the school basement? Oh, there's also one other thing we learned: Never operate a one-ton lathe without pants on. Unfortunately, we learned that one the hard way.

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· "metal shop" (Megarotic)

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