Nothing Succeeds Like Excess: “Monster Meat 9”

If you're the type of discerning porn consumer who prefers a good story line with subtle erotic overtones, provocative lighting, and naughty teases by barely legal beauties that leave you craving more ... well, the title alone should tell you that "Monster Meat 9" isn't that kind of movie at all. But if you've recently made the acquaintance of Mr. Blackzilla and are anxious to meet more of his similarly-endowed colleagues ... step right up!

Beginning with the DVD cover, Digital Sin doesn't leave much to the imagination with the ninth installment of its "Monster Meat" compilation series, which is jam packed with "hardcore lovin'" ... not to mention Shane Diesel's intimidating genital ensemble (or as it's referred to in court, "'Exhibit A' Your Honor.'"

Despite our initial concern upon viewing the preview gallery, we have it on excellent authority that Chloe Chanel, Dana DeArmond, Jenny Hendrix, Lorena Sanchez, Kimberly Franklin, Crista Moore, Nicole Heiress, Delilah Strong, Sheila, Riley Evans, Sophia, Makili Chanel, and Mysti May were not harmed in any was during the filming of any of the twelve scenes contained in "Monster Meat 9"; in fact, all continue to enjoy their careers in adult entertainment. Whether or not any of them were able to sit down comfortably for several hours after filming, however, is another matter.

· Digital SIn's "Monster Meat" Series (Adult DVD Empire)