Legal Pink Serves Up More “Cute Little Asses” (And Then Some)

Director Dick Hooker has a formula to go along with his patently ridiculous nom de porn: take fresh-faced Euro porn starlets, put them in front of the camera with a couple of big swinging dicks, and repeat. So far the math has shown it's not a bad plan: American smut fans have been gobbling up his imports like tariff-free caviar or foie gras and begging for more. With a flood of his titles pouring onto our shores through Metro Interactive it's fair to say Dick's business has grown from a small cottage industry to an international force to be reckoned with.

Hooker & co. hope to keep that love going with the release of "Cute Little Asses 3", which from the looks of things seems servicable enough. But while we're sure Dick already has a successful marketing plan in place we're still more than happy to offer some unsolicited advice: he might want to consider winnowing down his output a bit to ensure only the cutest girls and best scenes remain in his releases in order to preserve his good name, since (like caviar or foie gras) nothing spoils things more than a lot of filler. Just a thought. We'll invoice him later for the consultation fee.

· "Cute Little Asses 3" (DVD info @ metrointeractive.com)