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Sure, you've got a giant penis--but how are you supposed to let everyone know about it? Just leave a bottle of "Penis Reduction Pills" lying around the house and let the label spread the word for you! Don't worry, though--they're just sugar pills, so your massively unwieldy schlong won't be going anywhere. (penisreductionpills.com, via yesbutnobutyes.com; thumbnail via Pornstars Like It Big)