What’s In A (Porn) Name? Meet Pharyn Sparxxx

"Holy shit. Look at you."

That's the first thing out of the mouth of the director of Vivid's "Brand New Faces 10" when he sees Pharyn Sparxxx for the first time. Me, I was like "Holy shit; look at your name tag." Had she been the guy from those old Cheetos commercials, Ms. Sparxxx probably would not have got very far with that name but, as you will see, she'd look good even if her name was Asdjliklvf McNejfhkuedkued.

"Holy crap. Fuck, you're beautiful," director B. Skow demands. "Look at you."

The Honduran Sparxxx appears before us in her first porn scene, and Skow, who when not faced with the likes of phat porn Latinas is always articulate and genteel, makes sure that the mission statement of the series - that no one featured therein has ever appeared in a sex movie before - be maintained.

But unlike other vignettes in this series, in which newbie women are paired with men like Sascha and James Deen, Sparxxx, who prefers women, gets a visit from Rebeca Linares. You see, they speak the same language.

"Can you even understand what I'm saying?" cries Skow at one point.

Could Pharyn Sparxxx be the next Strokahontas? Holy crap. Fuck. Look at us. We don't know.

In that this edition of "Brand New Faces" is the tenth installment in the venerable seven-month-old series, a second disc is included with some of the director's favorite scenes (not included: the treacherous Jean Laconia).

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