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Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn

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Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know--how else do you think they keep warm?).

Yet somehow, all of the Pain "inspired" adult material we've see has just been ... well, sad. First there those "naked" Sarah Palin Photoshop jobs, most of which were pathetic at best. And now we've been confront with two more offerings that almost make us want to give up all together: over at BigBoobsAlert, Charlie James has been proclaimed the Sarah Palin of porn, largely because of her MILF status and (nonexistent) resemblance to the Republican VP nominee.

And then there's "Impalin Palin", a site which would shame even the most committed of Democrats. Aside from its clever name (as clever as "Elilot Splitz-her" at least) there's nothing redeeming about it whatsoever -- not even the lousy Photoshop job of Palin riding McCain, which is most definitely the least convincing Sarah Palin fake we've ever seen. Our one consolation is that it seems unlikely this movie will ever get past the concept stage.

Come on, America: don't we deserve better porn?

· Charlie James seducing a young guy at Milf Lessons (bigboobsalert.com)
· Impalin Palin - The Sarah Palin Porn (impalinpalin.com)


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