We were delighted like Tony Montana atop a mountain of yayo to learn that the delicious Audrey Hollander would play the title role in "Everybody Loves Lucy" (to clarify: Hollander plays Lucy, not Everybody) and that her husband, Otto Bauer, would play Cuban exile Ricky. The only disappointment was that Hollander could not have been incorporated into the meandering storyline of "Pirates 2". What can we say? The script called for a giant worm.
Hollander: "You mean this moneymaker?"
At the "Pirates 2" premiere: If we were Riley Steele (pictured with Stoya) we'd just spend all our time gazing lovingly at ourselves, too.
Evan Stone with Teagan: "Fuck off, Fleshbot readers! I only read Deadspin!"
And now for something completely different: "Butch And Peaches," the interracial Hustler pictorial that got Larry Flynt shot. "Larry Flynt: The Right To Be Left Alone," an excellent documentary, is now on DVD.
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• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)