Barely Legal Meets Interracial In “Teen Idol 6”

When two or more genres of music get mixed together to create a eclectic hybrid--for example, Jay Z and Linkin Park's unforeseen duets or "Walk This Way" by Run DMC and Aerosmith--it's referred to as a "smash up." Sadly, we lack the terminology to describe what the product that is porn when the same phenomenon (two or more sex niches gloriously copulating together in a sweaty grinding sticky mess) occurs in porn. Someone needs to come up with one: we nominate America's Beloved Porn Journalist, Gram Ponante.

While Gram toils thanklessly away, reclassifying "real" America's porn subdivisions, we'd like to examine the latest offering in this as of yet unnamed category--"Teen Idol 6 "from Smash Pictures--which mixes barely legal vixens with oversized interracial pipe to good effect. The kid in us relates all too well to the curiosity of these morally unfettered, hyper-promiscuous debutantes; while the adult in us loves the electrifying taboo of miscegenated intercourse! Yeehaaw!

Billy Springfield teams up with first time director Sir Real to bring this interracial teen epic to life, packing the plotless gonzo vehicle full of sweet, ripe vixens like Ashli Orion, Karisma Marie, Tori Paige, Kandice Kavelli, and Mimi Allen. Each and every one of these young ladies deserves a standing ovation; if not for their prurient aspirations, then certainly for possessing the temerity to ride the turgid tools of such well endowed gentlemen.

"Teen Idol 6" hits the shelves this November, but we have a sneak peek gallery for you today because, well, we're cool like that.

· Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)