Your Day in Large Asses (er, for America)

I can't pretend that Vivid's "40 Inch Plus #8" is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes." For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own "8 Inch Plus #40" and Cat Stevens' "Catch Bull At Four." But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames' own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass motors. Another reason to get this movie is if you've ever confused the male performer Christian with the performer Derrick Pierce. Both bald white men are in the movie, so viewers can say "Oh that's Christian" and "I hope he didn't get hurt by Claire Dames' ass." To its credit, "40 Inch Plus #8" is not one of those movies that looks like it's backstage at a Ludacris video. Asses are oiled and measured tastefully, and the few instances of deliberate booty-shaking are almost Presbyterian in their modesty, but not so slow that one can read the inscriptions of the performers' trampstamps. This is what makes your urge to grab whole handfuls of ass that much more poignant, because you don't feel manipulated into the decision. · Vivid (vivid.com) · Buy "40 Inch Plus 8" (gamelink.com)