“Intimate Temptations”: When Bad Porn Titles Happen To Good People

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse--the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person.

Natural curves blend with natural light in these nine scenes, none of which involves temptation but each of which is decidedly intimate. Healthy Aussies masturbate themselves or each other for as long as it takes to get the job done. After all, "Abby Winters" guarantees real orgasms - or she'll refund your money herself!

Each of the scenes is a highlight for fans of low-key, no-nonsense porn from people who look content to be there, but standouts are the Meg White-lookalike covergirl Krystin, two scenes of Lou-Ellyn (one of which features her masturbating to a Nick Cave poster), and a split screen phone sex interlude between Ren and Shaminee.

I know that naming porn movies is difficult, and that "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" is already taken, but I'd even take "Gulpilil's Private Stash" over "Intimate Temptations."

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· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· Buy "Intimate Temptations" (gamelink.com)