Pubes of Regret: “Hair Force One”

How is it possible that 3rd Degree's "Hair Force One" series is not on the list of AVN nominations for Best Packaging? Is the box not big enough (ahem)? Does 3rd Degree not pay AVN a big enough piece of the pie (heh)? How could AVN muff this one (snicker)? There's actual fur glued to the cover! Big boxes, feathers and laces get the nod, but 3rd Degree gets snubbed in spite of a great visual pun? Wait, it's because that fur looks like Hitler's mustache, isn't it? If only they'd had the guts to go ahead and call it "Der Furrer #4"…

· 3rd Degree Films (www.ThirdDegreeFilms.com)
· Buy "Hair Force One #4" (gamelink.com)