Sex Blog Roundup: Naughty or Nice

Though we all want to impress our partners all year long in bed, now's the time that we start thinking about putting on our best behavior for Jolly Ol' Saint Nick as well. The bloggers in this week's selection of juicy sex-blog moments wonder how much they can get away with while still staying on Santa's good side. Will they get presents if they spent too much time masturbating? If they broke the toys the big guy brought last year? If they played dirty games with dangerous knives? And if they wished it really really hard, would Santa bring them some brand new rope?

Get your name on the right list by reading on with AlwaysArousedGirl, right after the jump.

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If I Keep Being Naughty, Santa Won't Bring Me Anything...

I reached down and pulled down my panties, slid one finger between my lips and was surprised to find how swollen and wet I already was. I was laying on my tummy and this realization, caused me to curl my knees up under me so I would be able to reach better. I dipped one finger into the wetness and brought it up to gently stroke my clit. It felt so good, I was already getting shivers down my spine. I circled, flicked and tapped until I came in a rush that started at the base of my neck and finished at my clenched toes.

—What My Friends Don't Know

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Paramour

I see colors when we make love. When the roughness of our fucking slows down to incredible intimacy. When she slowly kisses my tender parts, I see flashes of white and purple. The pink colored walls turn neon, the Christmas lights strewn about become intensified. A rush of bright blue envelops her entire body and I am at ease. My body is now hers.

—The Vagina Adventures

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Catalina loves Coco's First Day at Kink.com (FuckingMachines.com)

All hell broke loose. There was no man in the world that would have stopped me from my orgasm at that point. I was sweating and shaking and moaning and right when I was in the middle of my orgasm I BROKE THE MACHINE. It just BUSTED. I have no clue I wasn't watching it all I know is I came then I looked down and realized it was broke. OOPS!

After that I was ready for another orgasm and I was running around all energized and excited because everyone was saying how sweet it was that I broke the machine with my vagina.

—Catalina Loves

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The Surprise Limit..

She had her fingers on either side of the blade and I felt her slowly pushing into me. I was trying to remind myself to breathe and to not move. After a few moments she exhaled heavily and I could feel the concentration and energy simply flow from her.

I can't actually remember anything else; I was so spaced out. It was simply that big of an incredible rush.

—kinkykiana

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An Early Xmas Present

Then he bends down, taking my clit in his mouth like it is a small penis. It's so red, so ripe, so ready for him. I want to fuck him so badly.

‘I want to suck your cock,' I say.

He laughs and stands up. He is not a handsome man. Not ‘my type.' He's a big, burly Irish man with a rounded belly from drinking too much beer, a gold chain with a charm of a Saint hanging from his thick neck, a short beard and a mustache. In his late forties, I have no idea of his relationship status, his job, know almost nothing about him. In the past year we have met maybe half a dozen times, maybe more. I have lost count of when we first met each other and how many times we have shared a room together. It doesn't really matter. His cock is enormous. As thick as a baby's arm, about eight inches long...

—Suzanne Portnoy

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If at first...

We all find ourselves at one point or another tying up a tall blonde from Manchester without the proper qualifications. It was all going pretty well. I had passed the soft black bondage rope, doubled up like it should be, in between her legs and through a loop at the back of her neck. There was a thick knot just above her clit, and when I would tighten the rope later, the soft bundle would press against her vulva in a lovely teasing way.

Kneeling on the bed, the black rope on her pale skin, she looked irresistible.

I began tying her arms, weaving the strands of the rope together in a pleasantly symmetrical way... and that's where the trouble began. I was about to run out of rope.

—MonMouth

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· Thumbnail star Regina Moon (only3x.com, via Ask Jolene)
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