Mindless Fun Abounds In “Bikini Pick Ups”

Fluffy fuckbunny fun dominates the day as sexy sweet legal teen starlets get their tight & tiny sticky pink puckers pried wide open by patient, well endowed perverts. Yes, you're still dreaming.

With the end of the year closing around us like the razor sharp mouth of a feral animal, and the storm ravaged nation in a debilitating recession, the darkness appears to be creeping ever closer. What magical unicorn of sexiness could rescue us from the cold silky dream of a sweet, efficient suicide?

Award winning Adam & Eve director James Avalon offers us his definitive reply—simplicity.

That's right, he's returning to the essentials by stripping down our fantasies to their basic ignorant impulses. He's run the gamut from early gonzo goofiness to high-end glossy "big budget" features with such frivolous extras as acting, post production effects, scripts, and roller skates, all with mixed results. Only now has he returned back home where he belongs; in a mindless arena, exploring the warm, slick, blossoming of several nubile debutantes as they explore the thrilling benefits that await them at the gates of womanhood.

"Bikini Pick Ups" gives us precisely that—beautiful, flexible, morally uninhibited starlets wearing bikinis and getting picked up, then humping their young hearts out. Point. Set. Match. Period. Clean up now. Moving on.

Avalon assembles Lindsey Meadows, Ann Marie Rios, Jessie Alba, Cameron Love, and delightful pixie princess Veronique Vega, whose vagina is as wickedly pink as it is resiliently tight. Trust us, this is a no brainer in every way. And after the year we've had, that's a good thing.

"Bikini Pick Ups" releases this week from Adam & Eve.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)