“Elastic Assholes 7” Really Satisfies Our Hunger

Wanton harlots eagerly devouring ample engorgements with their hungry anal cavities is nothing new to us. Why, then, does hot glee butterfly through our intrepid insides at this timely seventh offering from Mike Johns?

Perhaps it's that, from deep within the hollow curve of this festive yule season, a dark yearning has arisen in our hearts—a need to see something truly decadent that plummets to the depths of our soul. In short, we're craving the kink big time! Why, it's nothing short of a moral imperative that we gaze on in abject wonder as Bobbi Starr and Marie Luv have the elasticity of their rectal cavities tested harder than the waistband of a fresh pair of Fruit of the Loom.

In all earnestness, Mike Johns's latest release, the modestly titled "Elastic Assholes 7," could not have arrived at a more perfect moment as far as we are concerned.

Along with the aforementioned morally unfettered beauties, Rebeca Linares, Hannah West, Emma Heart, Jada Fire, and Tatiana Kush answer the call of our unyieldingly lust—performing sphincter defying acts of temerity with hearty vigor and unrepentant zeal. More than anything, we'd like to offer them our heartfelt gratitude for helping to assuage our darkest carnal appetites by prying open their hot, tight puckers and allowing such savage paramours to ravish them completely before showering them in piping hot loads of freshly churned fuck butter like a baptism.

You have no idea how much we needed it this week, ladies.

"Elastic Assholes 7" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video.

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