We've all been there before: you invite someone to stay at your house for a night or two, and suddenly you've got the houseguest who just won't leave.
How do you get rid of such a pest? We're not entirely sure—but we'll tell you one thing that won't get rid of a houseguest who won't leave: a blowjob. yeah, trust us... that's definitely not a good strategy.
· The best way of waking up is a blowjob (redtube.com)