Strict Adherence To Size Rules 14th Installment Of “Monster Meat”

If there's one kind of meat we're down for, it's the monster variety—and luckily, we're not the only ones who feel this way. Witness a stampede of sexy thrill seekers risking permanent impalement.

Rumor has it that the owner of New Sensations/Digital Sin, Tyrone Shoes, made a decision early on in his career in commercial pornography—for fun and for profit—to only use male dick props that defied conventional standards. In layman's terms, Mr. Shoes showed the male actors possessing abnormally large dicks the door, lensing only those rare freaks of nature who possessed genitals of such disproportion that it was hard to stop talking about them. In our humble estimation, given today's post, we'd say it worked. A veritable Costco of porn, Tyrone's operation buys in bulk and passes the savings on to you.

"Monster Meat 14" illustrates this point with a graphic flair and obvious pride not commonly seen in the downward race that passes for industry standards as of late. While scenes that feature a slender, young, dishwater coiffed Ava Rose heartily taking the full Monty belie the newness of the release, marginalizing yet another "new" DVD to compilation status, the caliber of the cast bears strong witness to the quality of the prurience available within those shiny folds.

Newly anointed Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee earn her stripes by taking one of the fattest black cocks we have ever seen (really!) up her tiny pink hole. Mind you, we've only played gynecologists in the past, and obstetrics is merely a hobby we indulge in with girls we pick up after closing at the Drunken Clam, but we feel fairly confident in our assessment that this thing is bigger than a baby's arm! We don't think we've ever seen her that full, or that happy—just for the record.

Add Alex Divine, Brooklyn, Evelyn Lin, Skyy Cherry, Emma Ray, Alicia Tyler, Katerina Kat, Ahryan Astyn, Britney, and Laylah Diamond and you've got over 4 hours of orifice expanding that will leave you in a state of breathless wonder.

"Monster Meat 14" thrusts it's throbbing way all the way out into the world this week, so we hope you're ready for it.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)