Why, hello again, Sheyla Hershey! Your massive boobs sure are looking great—we're glad to hear you finally found a doctor willing to pump them up to a 38KKK.
We're pretty sure your record for biggest implants is secure... at least until some sort of future technology enables women to have giant inflatable roboboobs. And if you find those massive mammaries make it hard for you to get around... we'll be happy to happy to give you a shoulder to lean on.
· Texas Woman Breaks Implant Record (nypost.com)