Nothing Proves A Mother’s Love Like Latex

More than the latex-and-PVC-clad milves themselves, what is special about Jim Powers' "Latex MILFs" is that an excellent definition of the elusive term is provided in horrifying, sweaty context.

"You know you're hot when your son's best friend wants to fuck you" is the logline of this movie, which establishes a MILF as someone who not only has borne children, but whose offspring's horny friends are old enough to want to get a closer look at their buddy's orifice of origin.

While there might be a chance that each of the women in this movie (Carrie Anne, Chennin Blanc, the abundant Rachel Love, Vannah Sterling) has not actually had a child, each is in her 30's or 40's, and that is a commitment to MILF quality I respect.

"I thought you were making dinner for my dad!" cries an awestruck Billy when he finds a ravenous and garment-shiny Chennin Blance masturbating at him.

"Maybe I'll have you for dinner," she says.

Now if the world would only get on board with the correct plural. Must consult Chomsky...

· Mr. Filth (mrfilth.com)
· Buy "Latex MILFs" (jerkoffzone.com)