The Joydick: One Less Reason To Take Your Hands Out Of Your Pants

We've often prayed for a way to combine our two favorite activities (playing videogames and masturbating, of course). Aside from just sticking our hands down our pants during Rock Band, that is.

Well, thanks to SF Media Labs, our dreams may come true even sooner than we'd hoped: the cleverly named "Joydick" allows users to convert their joystick into a... joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions (an additional apparatus can be added to enable a fire button). We just have one question: how soon until they make one of these for the ladies?

· The Joydick (sfmedialabs.com)