Putting The Bump In Bump And Grind: The Ophoria Bliss No. 12

The Ophoria Bliss No. 5's smooth silhouette left me wanting—so I was excited to experience the bumpier body of the Ophoria Bliss No. 12. So was the Bliss No. 12 actually blissful?

Like its sibling No. 5, the No. 12 is a fat silicone vibe with simple, one button operation. Holding the button down for a few seconds will turn the toy off or on, a quick button press will guide the Bliss No. 12 through it's five different pulse patterns (which are quite lovely).

Unlike the No. 5, however, the 12 actually has a bit of texture: its surface resembles the belly of a snake, if snakes were vaguely triangular and somehow managed to have bellies on all three sides. And, as expected, the ridginess was much appreciated—though it still had its limitations, the No. 12 was much more my style than the No. 5.

But above all, the best part about the Ophoria vibes? True to their promise, they're actually whisper quiet. Which means that, whatever your Bliss, you'll be able to enjoy it without your neighbors knowing.

· Buy the Ophoria Bliss No. 12 (babeland.com)

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