Blooming With Bloomy

It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory.

With the knowledge that you should always go front to back, rather than the reverse, I began my experiment in my girl area, testing out the Bloomy's dildo capabilities. Given the toy's small size, I wasn't expecting much, but I found myself pleasantly surprised: the Bloomy's shape conformed exactly to my curves, the larger section nestling comfortably against my g-sport while the smaller end cupped my vulva, applying a delightful pressure to my clitoris.

However, I quickly realized that—advertising copy be damned!—the Bloomy was not a dildo, per se. It definitely wasn't a a toy designed for the old in and out. Instead, I was much happier just leaving the Bloomy inside, and rocking it back and forth for added stimulation (making it not unlike a smaller version of the Jollie). It was, in effect, more of a vaginal plug than a dildo, if you will—and it left me wondering why there aren't more toys designed with this type of use in mind.

Having had my fill of Bloomy's front end talents, I moved my way to my backdoor. With a little bit of warm up, Bloomy entered my back regions—and felt pretty good, too. I'd be worried that its shape—which bore a suspicious resemblance to a prostate toy—would not work well with my prostate-free back end, but as far as I could tell, there didn't seem to be a problem.

Until I started to move, that is. With the slightest motion, I could feel the Bloomy slipping out from my behind, refusing to stay put, no matter how firmly I pushed it back in.

Perhaps a prostate gland is good for more than just pleasure, after all.

In spite of its ability to keep my ass in, ahem, bloom, I was nevertheless impressed with the Bloomy's talents—a toy doesn't have to stimulate all a girl's parts to be useful, after all.

(Oh, and if any of you out there are lucky enough to be able to use Bloomy in both the front and the back, please remember to thoroughly sterilize your toy between uses. No one likes getting infections!)

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