“Riley Steele Chic” Melts Away Remaining Resistance

Ultimate heartbreaking destroyer/seductress Riley Steele may continue to try to hide her true nature behind the thinly veiled guise of a blonde fuck bunny, but we know that her real intentions include enslaving us forever.

What proof do we have you ask? Um, duh? Just look at her! Clearly she intends to force us to endlessly drool over her getting gloriously nailed by massive throbbing fuck sticks, or she wouldn't keep demanding that Digital Playground release footage of exactly that into the mediasphere.

Her latest insidious tool of mind controlling propaganda is cleverly titled "Riley Steele Chic," the same way tobacco executives refer to menthol brands as "cool" or Mormons refer to themselves as "Christians." It stars (who else) Riley Steele, then more Riley Steele, then Capri Cavelli, Devi Emmerson, Zeina Heart, Heather Vahn, and then just a whole lot more Riley Steele—including shots of her being fucked through shredded jeans, which is pretty much how we imagine it going down most of the time when we replay our sexual fantasies of her over and over and over in our minds with absolutely no ability to stop these fantastic sexual apparitions of desire.

Fine. You win, Riley. You're just too powerful to keep fighting. Tell us your bidding, and we'll do it. We just hope it involves watching endless more hours of you getting drilled hard and deep in your soft wet pink orifice of hope and transcendence. Amen. Happy Easter, fuckers!

"Riley Steele Chic" comes out next week from Digital Playground. Misusing their images will result in legal consequences and pissing off a wrathful deity.

· Images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)