“Breast Worship 2” Just In Time For Spring

Now that spring is officially here, there seems to be only one thing on our minds...big bouncy boobs! Suddenly, hot chicks with ample cleavage seem to be everywhere—which is fine by us.

Fast forward to (who else?) a guy named Jules Jordan from (where else?) Jules Jordan Video, who just decided that next week would be a good time to drop his latest video about (what else?) big boobs! Seriously, the people over at his company are unbelievable. It's like they have a mind reading machine that gets inside of our brains, looks past all those jokes about Chuck Norris, and actually figures out what we want, long before we're even aware of the desire!

Lexington Steele plows his massive ebony fuck worm deep into slutty Tory Lane's quivering butthole and just demolishes it, for, like, an hour. A ripped boy wonder gets to violate the hell out of sexy big boob princess Nikki Benz, who parades around like she's a Mardi Gras present from Stanley Kubrick to our inner child. We'll have to check with our "on retainer" crack legal team before we talk about what we would do to that beautiful woman if we were locked in a villa with her in Barcelona for the weekend... because it might not be legal (even in international waters!).

Add to that the severely wonderful drilling that chesty darlings Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Cassandra Calogera, Carmella Bing, and Ami Jordan undergo, all replete with bouncy jugs of jiggling goodness, and you've got the perfect way to spend an afternoon on an otherwise end of the world Monday meltdown.

"Breast Worship 2" releases next week from Jules Jordan Video. We'd say it was DD-licious, but that's just pandering, so instead we'll just go with awesome.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)