Speaking Of The Type Of Parties You Wish You Were Going To

Now there's nothing wrong with sitting home and looking at porn. In fact, we endorse it! (Obviously.) But what if you could also go out and check out pornstars in real life?

We just want you to have as good a time as some of us get to, so here are two parties open to the public where you can celebrate the awesomeness of porn and hang out with your favorite pornstars.

The first is happening in Miami for an entire weekend in May. It's going to be huge. So huge, in fact, that our Supreme Commandress Stoya will be among the attendees. Go to Exxxotica Miami for more enticing details. Hey, you really need a vacation, right?

Then for all of you living and/or stuck in and/or traveling to New York City at the end of April, Vivid Entertainment is celebrating its 25th(!!) anniversary, hosted by Superstar Savannah Samson. The party will take place at Duvet, the upscale nightclub located at 45 West 21st Street. The party starts at 11pm. Don't stay home!