Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Tanner Mayes

Since porn stars name themselves at "birth," today's performers often have the "Deadwood"-y, Sci-Fi Channel names hip parents are giving their tots. Tanner Mayes turns 20 today just as somewhere in Iowa an unsuspecting neonate is named for the star of "She Is Half My Age 9."

This occurred to us when Britney Spears named her firstborn after the sexual avocado Jayden Jaymes.

Anyway, when Mayes was interviewed for "She Is Half My Age 9," she was asked what her best feature was.

"My personality," she said.

And this was not only unexpected (porn girls are supposed to say "my hot ass," "my tight, tight pussy," or "my mammoth jugs" when asked that question) but probably true of the delightful sprite.

Then, to clarify things, she was asked what her best physical feature was.

"My smile," she said.

And we hope both those things are on display for your birthday weekend, Tanner.

· Tanner Mayes at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy "She Is Half My Age 9" (gamelink.com)
· Buy Tanner Mayes' movies (gamelink.com)