Angels Of Mercy Provide Heavenly Relief At Reasonable Prices In “Teens For Cash 15”

While Pink Visual resorts to calling the cast of "Teens For Cash 15" young, dumb, and greedy right on the box cover, we know better. Call us blinded by beauty, but we think they're heaven sent.

We know that these angels of mercy may have been driven into a life of service by need, but they've really managed to take their lemons and squeeze them and squeeze them, over and over, up and down, until the juice runs down all of our legs and becomes life affirming sexual lemonade.

There's no denying that, in these tough economic times, things are hard. In fact, every time you turn on the radio or television there's another ad for something or other you really can't afford, warning you that in these tough economic times things are hard and you can't afford to go without whatever thing they are hocking. It's enough to drive you to a sexually frustrated early grave.

With the pressure getting worse every single day and not a single Senator proposing a bailout for hot young teen girls who, like, really, really need to pick up new shoes or that discount designer purse that's totally like half off at the mall, more and more privileged young girls are jettisoning their antiquated morals (not to mention their standards—at least from the looks of some of these old dudes) and selling their sweet young asses to horny creepy guys their dads' age.

These days you can score a Penthouse Pet or one of Hef's old girlfriends on the internet for a bottom basement bargain price, and picking up your better than average hooker for a song on Craigslist is easier than scoring the ingredients cook up bathtub meth at the 99 cent store.

Yes, many smoldering hot women who would never have dreamed of allowing these gross old farts access to their golden honey pots have had to make sacrifices to help our consumer and credit based economy bounce back, a small price to pay to avoid resorting to redistribution or socialism. Lou Dobbs would be proud, if only he knew.

The thing is, like, once they started having like sex with like much older guys who could like take them out and stuff, they like liked it, you know? Totally. Turns out horny older guys know a lot about sex that like you would totally never like think they might and they are like super grateful to be like banging the pudding out of girls like half their age.

Kayden Faye, Monica Morales, Tatiana Kush, Melissa Juliana, and Chloe Chanel aren't bad girls. No. They are good girls with needs. They are, like, helping the economy, helping older dudes, spreading love by spreading the love, you know?

Ah, the circle of life.

"Teens For Cash 15" comes out now. So you should go get it. Totally.

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