“70s Show – A XXX Parody”: A First Look

While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody."

The feature streets on September 21 (less than three weeks away!), and though we don't know the exact details of the plot (except that it seems to involve lots of sex, lots of weed, and a Kiss show), or just what wacky, sexy adventure the gang will get up to, we do have this awesome photo set. And let us just tell you: it looks super, duper hot. And we are loving some of the porn doppelgangers they've lined up: Rachel Love makes an impeccable Kitty, and Ralph Long—who's been everyone from "30 Rock"'s Pete to the janitor from "Scrubs"—seems simply born to play Hyde.

After seeing these photos, there's really only one question left in our minds: how, exactly, are we supposed to wait 19 days to see this movie?

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Donna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
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Donna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
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Donna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
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Donna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
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Laurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
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Laurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
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Laurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
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Laurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
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Donna (Brooke Banner) and the roadies (Justin Magnum, Bo Banner, and Ethan Cage)
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Donna (Brooke Banner) and the roadies (Justin Magnum, Bo Banner, and Ethan Cage)
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Donna (Brooke Banner) and the roadies (Justin Magnum, Bo Banner, and Ethan Cage)
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Hyde (Ralph Long) and Jackie (Missy Stone)
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Jackie (Missy Stone)
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Jackie (Missy Stone) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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Jackie (Missy Stone) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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Jackie (Missy Stone) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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>Kitty (Rachel Love)
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Kitty (Rachel Love) and Red (Steve Smith)
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Kitty (Rachel Love) and Red (Steve Smith)
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Kitty (Rachel Love) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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Pam (Kaci Starr)
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Pam (Kaci Starr)
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Pam (Kaci Starr)
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