“Who’s The Boss: A XXX Parody” Finally Gives Us An Alyssa Of Our Own

Never before in the history of porn parody have we seen such spot on matches to character as we are seeing with New Sensations' "Who's The Boss: A XXX Parody"—which is saying a lot.

With so many parody titles in production, it's hard sometimes to find the right match of XXX pornstar to real life actor/actress. The last time anyone came this close might have been James Deen as Zack Braff for the Scrubs parody New Sensations did. This time they have really outdone themselves.

For a moment we actually thought that the XXX Samantha, Alyssa Reece, was the real Alyssa Milano! Katherine Helmond and Judith Light never looked so good either! They should be flattered by their XXX counterparts, for sure. Lastly, Anthony Rosano as Danza? Come on! Don't tell us you don't see it! It's right there, clear as the nose on that paisano's facia! Che cazzo!

Growing up, there were literally hundreds of girls we fantasized about sexing up on television. What can we say? We knew we were lifelong perverts at a very early age. Out of those magnificent daydreams there were three in particular that stood above the rest as cream of the crop. Nicole Eggert from Charles in Charge. Soleil Moon Frye from Punky Brewster. And last, but far from least, Alyssa Milano from "Who's The Boss?" We would have to wait all the way until Funky Buncher Marky Mark got ahold of her in fear to see the side of her we always believed was underneath, squeezing those sweet cheeks and heading off to have his way with her in the other room. We got another short glimpse of her glorious naked body in "Poison Ivy 2," but it wasn't enough. We would have to close our eyes and spank one out in order to get our wish, relying on our imagination to take us the rest of the way there. Now, thanks to New Sensations, we can fantasize about the next best thing with our eyes open.

"Who's The Boss: A XXX Parody" comes out next week, but we've gone and grabbed an exclusive sneak peek set just for you, something to whet your appetite with! One look at sweet little Samantha should be enough to get you drooling out of pretty much every hole. It was for us!

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