The Life And Times Of College Lesbians

Some of us go to college to learn a trade, others go to spend four years "finding oursevles" and blowing copious amounts of our parents' money. Still others pursue higher education with a third goal: to experience sapphic pleasure.

The members of these third group—call them carpet munching college girls, if you will—are the representatives of a long and sacred (and, um, hot) tradition, a noble lineage of lesbian love. True, they may neglect their academic studies in their pursuit that sweet sapphic nectar...but trust us, it's well worth it.

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