“Spartacus”: A Farewell To Tits

Last night's "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" was all about revealing secrets. Now everybody knows everything everyone else has done. This means, sadly, that Lucy Lawless will not longer be hooking up with the gladiator. Why, Jupiter, why?

With all the rage flying around Capua, who knows if next week's episode will even have slight nudity? These might be some of the last Roman breasts we see for a while. The horror! "What about Lucy Lawless?" you ask. "Doesn't she always flash the goods?" Yes, but her husband's going to keep her locked up because [spoiler alert] she's pregnant.

· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)