How To Sell Riley Evans’ Pussy To Riley Evans

Evan Stone is easily the best salesman we've ever seen. He could sell a fur coat to an Inuit man! He could sell Riley Evans her own pussy! Well, first he has to prove how delicious it is. (Easy!)

You might think be thinking, "Hey! If Evan Stone offers sexual favors and receives money, doesn't that make him a prostitute?" We think the title "salesman" is so much more dignified, and we don't feel the need to make Arthur Miller call his play "Death of a Prostitute".

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