Faye Reagan Fucks To Fight Foresting

June 19, 2010
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Dear environmental activists: If you want to save a forest from being cut down and turned into grazing land for cattle, don't bother chaining yourself to the trees. Instead, hire Faye Reagan to fuck in front of the loggers.

It follows the "catch more flies with honey than vinegar" logic, except you're using the honey to make the flies uncontrollably horny and jealous. Hopefully, the flies forget about the job, go home, and buy all of the honey's films. That's how Fleshbot goes green.

· Buy "An Eternal Love 2: Reckless Heart" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: The Sex Is Quick, But The Awkwardness Is Forever: "An Eternal Love 2"