Porn We Could Have Done Ourselves: “Cheating Cams”

The residents are cynical in the Old Pornographers' Home. "Nowadays anyone who picks up a camera, Boom, thinks he's a porn director," they'll say. Well, in the case of today's entry, this director just let the camera sit there.

"Private i Cheating Cams" is a series ostensibly based on submitted footage of cheating girlfriends, but it's really an excuse to release bad porn.

To lend the video authenticity, a backlit man rails against untrustworthy bitches before presenting the scenes. At first we charitably believe he wishes to remain anonymous, but upon watching the movie we think it's just as likely no one white-balanced the camera.

Does anyone believe that porn doesn't happen without each participant's permission anymore? If so, that person will also forgive the static camera angles, poor lighting, and bad sound that go hand in hand with this "found" footage.

But the biggest threat videos like this pose to the very fabric of reality is that it sends the message to the ignorant that, even in private, people pull out for the facial popshot.

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