Diana Vickers Sells Sea Shells (But Her Nipple Looks Sore)

It's one thing for your nipple to escape your clothing. It's quite another thing when your nipple plows through your dress and gets pinched between two sea shells. Ouch!

So while we sincerely thank Diana Vickers' nipple for taking the time to say hello, we request that future visits are scheduled at a time when Diana Vickers is not wearing aquatic chain mail. Thank you.

· Diana Vickers Nipple Pop (taxidrivermovie.com)