“In Anal Sluts We Trust”

When it comes to placing your trust in things, obvious answers generally spring to mind, like God, or your gun, or maybe a close friend. We're fairly certain 'anal sluts' never made the list before - until now.

That's because Chris Rolie and Cruel Media have launched a new all anal series starring hot sphincter-centric European cum guzzlers strangely called 'In Anal Sluts We Trust' which releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Then again, considering he called his last anal offering 'Tunnel Butts' we guess we shouldn't be all that surprised. Again we are sensing that we may have a translation issue occurring here.

We are happy to tell you that the sex, however, does not suffer from the quizzical etymology for one single second. We can unequivocally report that Candy Strong, Anastacia, Patricia Parisch, Cindy Dollar, Katy Sweet, Katy Parker, and Stephanie Sierra report for booty duty with great attitudes and rocking bodies, performing decadent sex acts that culminate in heavy anal with the kind of vigor, aplomb, and elasticity we've grown to expect from girls across the pond. In fact so far as we can tell the only thing they love more than getting drilled up their beautiful backsides is taking a hot, salty wad of jizz in their mouths afterward.

Patricia Parisch in particular provided the penultimate penis penetration by juggling two pulsing pussy pounders at once. All alliteration aside, we truly enjoyed watching her get double stuffed downstairs then swiftly swallow sequential shots of semen.

The phrase 'In Anal Sluts We Trust' may not be gracing any currency any time soon, but the flagship series launch rolls out onto streets all over America this week from Chris Rolie, Cruel Media, and Jules Jordan Video. Go ahead and flip through the sample gallery we've hooked up for you. It's going to be a long post-holiday day cleaning up everything. We are positive that all of us could use a little levity to lighten our load, so to speak.