“True Blood”: Eric Has Too Much Boob In His World

Between Yvetta's nipple-y dancing and the intense sexual fantasies about Sookie's cleavage, Eric has a lot going on boob-wise. He really needs to slow down and focus on one pair of breasts at time.

Or better yet, he needs to imagine Sookie naked, fast. None of this romantic, psychological eroticism about his youth by the Norse sea: Eric needs to fly in the room, all of Sookie's clothes melt off, and the fantasy continues.

Meanwhile, Bill's working on finding boobs of his own! If we had the power to glamour people, we'd probably use it on strippers, too.

· "True Blood" (hbo.com)