Seriously, Lexi Belle: No Wonder He’s Divorced

It is well-documented that babysitters can be hot, so pornographers have to devise creative ways to feature babysitters without referring to "children." That is why the caregivers in "Nanny on the Job" dispatch with the loathsome little urchins offscreen.

Lexi Belle, for example, has already put divorced dad Tony DeSergio's tots to bed, lit a fire, and pulled out both wine and wine glass when Mr. DeSergio returns home from a long day of work to find her, ripe and ready, in a pink blouse and some obscene jean cutoffs.

"Well, since no one's taking care of you..." she says.

Now, I'm all for single dads being serviced by tasty young tramps, and I know that rarely is anyone blameless in a divorce, but Jesus, Tony DeSergio, if that's your babysitter, you're not the marrying type.

Also, what kind of a title is "Nanny on the Job"? As opposed to "Nannies at Home"?

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