Fleshbot’s Friday Five: Supreme Commandress Joanna On Demand

September 10, 2010
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Another Friday, another five of our favorite videos hand-plucked from the trees of our personal Adult VOD tree. Today's fresh produce: a tribute to our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel in her many marvelous forms.

1. "The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience": Long story short, Joanna rolls up on your good, sexy, one-on-one time and magically turns it into a threesome. We hope you like Supreme Commandress sandwiches, because this movie has five (that's right, five!) in a row. Also, "The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience" might be one of the finest porn movie titles ever.

2. "It's Big, It's Black, It's Inside Joanna... and the Other Burning Angels": It might not be the catchiest movie title ever conceived, and maybe the dramatic irony of stereotypes and rapping is a bit much, but the fucking is undeniably hot. Mr. Marcus tears into Joanna's ass in the very first scene of this film, setting the bar extremely high for the other Burning Angel babes. Also: Joanna Angel with cornrows? Yes, please.

3. "Farmer's Filthy Li'l Daughter 1": And now for something a little different, it's Wild Western Joanna! She and Memphis Monroe are stuck in jail together, and decide to comfort each other amidst the cold iron bars and concrete. You can't take the alt-babe out of Joanna, but you can slap some plaid on her, and we reckon that's pretty darn sexy.

4. "LA Pink": It's perhaps one of the best parody porns from the last ten years. Admittedly, that's mostly because Burning Angel didn't bother with a "This Ain't" or a "Not" title and put the effort into a pun. But you can't deny how strikingly similar Joanna looks to Kat Von D, and while we'd much rather watch the two of them fuck, we're happy just watching our Commandress do her thing.

5. "Scrubs: A XXX Parody": Joanna isn't limited to making her own parody porn; she's been around the block a few times. Take the first scene of "Scrubs: A XXX Parody" for example. It's got Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, and James Deen. Really. What else? It's a Lee Roy Myers directed parody. What more could you ask for?