Poor Nicole Richie...it was just a few years ago that she was on top of the world, with a reality show, a friendship with Paris Hilton, and all that money. Now she's so broke, she can't afford a bikini top!
Wait. What's that you say? She still has a famous father and a trust fund, and she just chose to go topless at the pool? Well, then. In that case, we'll just return to our regular schedule of ogling and leering.
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)