“Busted”: Cops With Cups

Our own DCypher penned this police procedural about busty law enforcers who fuck each other with nightsticks and don't wear underpants, all while wearing heels.

Busted!

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: David Lord
Starring: Teagan Presley, Nikki Benz, Bridgette B., Tommy Gunn, Jessica Jaymes, Derrick Pierce, Taylor Wane, McKenzie Lee

Review by: Gram Ponante

Nikki Benz and Teagan Presley are hard-breasted cops who somehow look like training bra material when confronted with co-worker Bridgette B., who seems like a combination of late model Jesse Jane, Jenna Jameson, and Briana Banks.

There has been a series of robberies, says hangdog police chief Randy Spears, and Benz and Presley must solve the mystery in order to make detective. Before Spears has some age-appropriate sex with Commissioner Taylor Wane (who is also busty-in fact, Teagan has the smallest breasts in the group, which gives one an idea about this group), a Trustafarian drug dealer (the movie's author) provides the bit of exposition that sets the movie rolling.

Is "Busted!" a better police drama than, "The Streets of San Francisco," "Cagney & Lacey," or "NYPD Blue"? Sure it is. Why would you watch that crap? It rots your mind. Plus, Benz and Presley look great both in and out of their outfits.

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