The Slow Fucking Movement, By Wesley Pipes

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It's not like Wesley Pipes wanted to start a movement—he wasn't writing "The Omniphile's Dilemma" or anything like that. It's just that his dick is so gosh darn big that he has to take it slow.

And hey, the ladies appreciate it. We're sure that if you adopt his methods and hop on the Slow Fucking bandwagon, you'll be a happier and healthier person. And you won't be a fraction as pretentious as those Slow Food folks!

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