As pervs around the world cheer on Miley Cyrus's long awaited coming of age, we can at least count on Porn Valley to handle the occasion in a tasteful, mature manner...right?
Well, only if you count the immediate release of "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus' 18th Birthday" as tasteful and mature. But hey, this is the company that's brought you over a hundred volumes of "Barely Legal" (and countless "Barely Legal" spinoffs, to boot), so we can't fault them for wanting to put their own special spin on the coming of age of America's sweetheart. At least they haven't issued Miley her very own porn contract...well, yet, anyway.
· Hustler Wishes Miley Cyrus a Very Happy 18th Birthday! (hustlerworld.com)