Bobbi Starr is reading the palm of a black dude. And, like all of that carnival flim-flam, she is making it up to suit her purposes. "I see a really horny white girl," she says.
It takes all of our Protestant Work Ethic and Expensive But Wasted Liberal Arts Education to continue opening DVDs that say "Dogfart" on them, but we still do, and are rarely disappointed.
Starr sports a WWII-era nose-of-a-plane hairstyle on the cover of this movie and, if we read from right to left like we did earlier tonight on this sixth day of Chanukah, we are rewarded with her gaping anus. Odd how the sunny smile of Bobbi Starr is still at odds in our mind with her gaping anus, but there you go, and that is the true magic of Christmas "Interracial Anal Love 5."
Anyway, when Starr is finished telling the young gentleman that there's a horny white girl in his future, she finds another line on his palm that includes three of his buddies.
"And you're doing some awesome things to this girl," she says.
Awesome things that result in the camera lens getting soaked by accident on a couple of occasions.
We may know Bobbi in a different way than these fellows do, but we can all agree on the basics: the reed of an oboe is a lot thinner than these dicks.
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