Pornhub Makes Miley Cyrus An Offer She Almost Certainly Will Refuse

Hey everyone! Have you heard that Miley Cyrus is now eighteen? You have? Well, just in case you were still unclear about the fact that America's Sweetheart is now totally legal, Pornhub has a terrible PR stunt for you!

See, now that Miley is eighteen, she's totally legal to do things like take off her clothes and take pictures of it! So obviously the Disney starlet's next move is totally going to be taking advantage of her newfound legality by signing up with a sketchy tube site to create her own branded channel full of R-rated content (like, um, getting topless, having sleepovers, and smoking salvia out of a bong or something?). That totally makes way more sense than, you know, starring in movies or launching her own perfume line or getting Vanity Fair to take actual nude photos of her or whatever the girls are doing these days.

Oh wait, it doesn't? Well, at least we'll always have (not) Miley Cyrus porn...and this other photo that's not Miley Cyrus, too!

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