Uh, We Would Like To Sign Up For These Benefits

Let's be real: we work from home too, and this is not happening in our office. Our home office has a bowl of M&Ms, stacks of smut, and an elephant bookend named Theo, but no hot girl blowing us.

We thought we had the job that made us the most likely to receive oral sex while working, but apparently not. Also, we need that guy's roommate, who's cool with him getting blown and leaving the door open.

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