Porn For Straight Girls: The Pen Falls To The Naked Sword

We've been a little girl-heavy over here, don't you think? I'm recommending another paysite this week, Naked Sword, but as the slightly goofy name might tell you, this one is all boys, all the time, doing other boys.

Today's suggestion really comes courtesy of Fleshbot's own lovely Brian O'Brien, who was thoughtful enough to point me in the direction of Naked Sword's "show" called "Golden Gate." Because I'm a sucker for all things having to do with my favorite city ever, I had to watch. Admittedly, it was a tiny bit distracting, since I kept having thoughts like, "No way is there an investment firm in that building," and "He's way too posh to live on Mission Street." Also, the opening titles were a combination of stylized old-fashioned shots of the bridge and cable cars, interspersed with snippets of penises. But I soldiered through geographical inaccuracies, because the voiceover that opened the show was just so intriguing. Ronald's an investment banker, blah, blah, but there's one market he hasn't mastered. Ron's never been fucked. Ooh. Intrigue.

So the first episode of this web show (is that what you'd call it?), "Dialing For Dollars," focuses on never-been-fucked Ron (Cameron Marshall) and failed painter Jeremy (Topher DiMaggio), who signs up for a rentboy site to pay his bills. Ron ditches work, heads home early, and becomes Jeremy's first client. San Francisco has a way of bringing people together, the voiceover intones. Well, yes. So does the sex trade. Ron is a pretty, preppy blond and Jeremy is dark, muscular, and a little "Jersey Shore." Or maybe Jacob from "Twilight"-ish. There's tons of cock-sucking and making out before the actual sex part, and of course my favorite part about gay porn: no speaking whatsoever. Just hot, hot boy grunting and panting. Though it did kind of end weirdly, with Jeremy leaving and pulling cash out of a wallet and tossing it away. Did he rob Ron after Ron paid him? Why? And how come we didn't get to see some sort of punishment sex?

"Golden Gate" is fantastic porn, with fairly high production values, a brief but effective storyline, and really, really cute boys. In addition to "Dialing for Dollars," I also watched a solo scene featuring Chris Porter, who came highly recommended, and is super hot and has amazing tattoos. He was jacking off while leaning against a red vintage-y pickup (I know nothing about cars, since I can't drive, so don't judge this inadequate descriptor). Let's recap. Hot boy, check. Tattoos, check. Pretty car, check. Oh, and he rubbed his cock through his briefs for like, five full minutes.

"Golden Gate" has a five-episode first season, with season two on the way, and Naked Sword has quite a bit of other content to offer as well, including full-length films. You can search by star, studio, and theme, and there's plenty of BTS coverage, solo scenes, and bonus footage from the web series. It's a great site for women, in my opinion, because it's not terribly aggressive or flashy, the boys are truly adorable, and "Golden Gate," which is clearly the biggest draw, has just enough plot to be comfortable without being excessive. We can wonder why Jeremy maybe robbed Ron if we want, but it definitely doesn't distract from the fact that Jeremy and Ron had some super hot sex we probably got off to.

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