We were tempted to make some "See Spot Run" joke involving her name (Juliana Goes, Go, Juliana!) but we figured that's immature and disrespectful of the woman whose panty-peeling antics are bringing such joy into our lives.
Ok, we will make one joke. "Who goes to the sexy store?" "Juliana Goes." That was terrible, we know. Feel free to remix that and make it palatable. God forbid Ms. Goes ever sees this joke, she'll never get drinks with us again.
· Juliana Goes naked for Playboy Venezuela (nsfwpoa.com)