Vanessa Hudgens’s Breasts Are Yearning To Be Free

The media is up in arms about a rumored hacker who's infiltrated the computers of dozens of starlets—and subsequently released their private pictures to the public. No one's confirmed the hacker's identity yet...but we have a guess.

Now, you might think us crazy for saying this, but right now, we're pretty well convinced that the hacker in question is actually (wait for it) Vanessa Hudgens's breasts. See, by day, Vanessa is a beautiful, seemingly innocent starlet...but by night, her devious, brilliant boobs take over, hacking into computers all across Hollywood and spreading photos all over the internet.

Unlikely? Perhaps—but how else to explain the fact that Vanessa Hudgens herself has been the target of an astonishing three instances of leaked private pictures? And add to it this new picture of those naughty breasts trying to escape from Vanessa's top, and, well...we don't know about you, but as far as we're concerned, this case is closed.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxdrivermovie.com)