Keeley Hazell Returns As A Leading Lady

If you're at least a little old school, chances are good that you remember Keeley Hazell, the perfectly proportioned goddess who dominated the lad mag scene from the day she was discovered—and then suddenly disappeared one day.

Well, maybe not disappeared, exactly. Though Keeley stopped appearing in the pages of the lad mags that made her famous, she was out and about doing some stuff—just, you know, stuff that involved wearing clothes, rather than lounging about naked. And though we miss seeing her in the ZOOs and Nuts of the world, it seems that all her clothed work has paid off. Because, look: here she is, starring in a movie alongside! A short movie that's available in the iPhone app store, and a Will Smith that's not the Fresh Prince, but those are just details, right?

Anyway, the important thing is that it looks like Keeley's going to be naked in the movie—if not actually on screen herself, than at least in the form of old Page 3 spreads that appear to factor into the plot. So, you know, that's a reason to check it out.

· "Venus & Sun" (venusandthesun.com)