Queen Vikki Will Never Be A WAG

This regal lad mag beauty said so in her latest interview/shoot with Loaded magazine. We assume she's saving her heart for a humble porn journalist living in New York who loves baking and puppies. Whoever that might be...

Unrequited love aside, we really want to read the rest of this issue. Dry humping championships? Yes, please. We've been training all our lives for this moment.

· Vikki Blows is Queen Victoria (prettyhotandsexy.sk)